Here are a few things Boca Raton taught me:
- One can live in a tropical jungle, and (with enough money) still have a snow party under the palm trees. Your spoiled-brat children will demand it every year. And really, what is a Florida Christmas without a few Frostys?
- Iguanas: cute in a cage, scary on your patio.
- Fish can jump pretty high. Must be all the toxins in the canal?
- Canned goods expire faster than you might think.
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